PURE THRASH GOLD!

Hell yeah!

Purse snatchin, throat slashin & brawlin....

Hockey never EVAR gets boring.
Last night two Montreal Canadian rookies after having a long and wallet taxing night out decided it was time to purse snatch at some Tampa club. No not a strip club THAT would make sense. Just a regular club. So the schmoes get nailed for the worst (get) smashed & grab ever. Their coach, Guy Carbonneau aka Chief Surrender Monkey didn't really see a problem with his players out til 3am or really getting tossed in the clink.O well.
Alas the Canuck media is up in arms about poor Richard Zednik's jugular almost getting sliced. The cries for mandatory neck protection are reaching near audible levels by our very polite neighbors to the north. I believe they fear one of 2 things happening: 1) Dracula gets drafted by the Rangers and becomes their 1st line center or 2)Ollie Jokinens' skate gains sentient thought and begins mowing through opponents while searching for Sarah Conner. Your guess is as good as mine. These season has seen some weird incidents(Zednik/Ref Pat Dapuzzo) and lots of suspensions for Philly players.Also alot of grouching about the "players code" getting too out of control. Let'em play I say. Old time hockey like Eddie Shore!! And if the t-1000 wants to show up at the Nassau Coliseum? I for one welcome our new cybernetic overlords!
Off til Thursday and I need to go get my new suit repaird, hem came out and I'm 1/2 hobbit. Stupid short legs, long pants. Maybe play some Call of Duty 4 later on XBox live, look me up @ "sixthreeone"

Flavor of love 3!!!

New season, new beginnings, new crazy ladies vying for the attention of a an out of control midget with poor teeth. Some the new names aren't bad, some are total clunkers. Flav let them pick their own name and he changed some of them. One chick(Hotlanta) wants to complete Flavs baby posse @ 10! He has 7 she has 3. Sigh. We do have twins which are aptly named Thing 1 and Thing 2. Ice is a radio VJ from Detroit which has just been named the most miserable city in the US. The things remind me of the twins from "Coming to America." They're just missing matching nameplates and beat-boxing. There are internet contestants ala I Love NY 2 and one is totes white girl from the Valley(L.A.). This is MUCH better then being at work. Especially since I called out today and I have the next 2 days off. Wootness. O yea.. "Tik" is a CRAAAAAAZY giant mongoloid lady who tried to legally change her name to Flavs real surname and shes wearing close to 10 wrist watches"TickTock" was her chosen name.. get it? This season could break my will to live but it will be fun to watch.

Non-Hockey nights suck

Nothing ever on TV.
TV is such a wasteland but thank god for youtube videos and their endless collection of old school hockey fights/hits.
ESPN aka TwwL(the worldwide Leader) has become a blatant wasteland of flapping heads spewing catchphrases its as if "Extras" became sports related. If only they could find writers 1/2 as smart as the dealry departed "SportsNite" we'd all be ok. For now its "experts" yelling talking points at us and the same crappy dunk over & over. Btw I believe I've set a land speed record for quotation marks used in a non-quotable effect. On a happier note pitchers and catchers report for spring training in under a week and in about a month the Mets begin trying to repair the damage they did to my heart.
Here's a hockey fight compilation with my main man Bob Probert dropping bombs on Tie"he who huffs mad dongs" Domi.