Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Purse snatchin, throat slashin & brawlin....


Hockey never EVAR gets boring.
Last night two Montreal Canadian rookies after having a long and wallet taxing night out decided it was time to purse snatch at some Tampa club. No not a strip club THAT would make sense. Just a regular club. So the schmoes get nailed for the worst (get) smashed & grab ever. Their coach, Guy Carbonneau aka Chief Surrender Monkey didn't really see a problem with his players out til 3am or really getting tossed in the clink.O well.
Alas the Canuck media is up in arms about poor Richard Zednik's jugular almost getting sliced. The cries for mandatory neck protection are reaching near audible levels by our very polite neighbors to the north. I believe they fear one of 2 things happening: 1) Dracula gets drafted by the Rangers and becomes their 1st line center or 2)Ollie Jokinens' skate gains sentient thought and begins mowing through opponents while searching for Sarah Conner. Your guess is as good as mine. These season has seen some weird incidents(Zednik/Ref Pat Dapuzzo) and lots of suspensions for Philly players.Also alot of grouching about the "players code" getting too out of control. Let'em play I say. Old time hockey like Eddie Shore!! And if the t-1000 wants to show up at the Nassau Coliseum? I for one welcome our new cybernetic overlords!
Off til Thursday and I need to go get my new suit repaird, hem came out and I'm 1/2 hobbit. Stupid short legs, long pants. Maybe play some Call of Duty 4 later on XBox live, look me up @ "sixthreeone"

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